Someone give Mr. Cardiac's voice actor a raise

Grim Fandago if it was awesome

I love the colors, theyre bright and saturated but not overwhelming. I'm also a sucker for Metal Gear references and the booty shorts music video reference and the Wonder of Wonder art dance breaks were so cute

kinda cheesed the boss by shooting a bunch of projectiles upward in one area and standing in the corner, then waiting for the boss to keep walking through my bullet spam before he died

first game to include every single fetish. i spent like 3 minutes on the end screen feeding meet the robinsons dib membrane enough chicken nuggets to turn my score positive. then i replayed the game and found out you can naturally have a good score

ranking the glitches based off how annoyed they'd make me when they showed up from least to most annoyed
-the glitch that adds color: i liked seeing that one show up it was cute
-the 666/bloody hand/weird sigil glitch: didnt disrupt gameplay or anything it was fine
-one frame jumpscare: the problem with using well known images is that seeing The Rake or some ARG character or Momo is that instead of scaring people they just go "hey is that Momo"
-zoomed way out: doesnt disrupt gameplay tooo badly its just whatever
-upside down: kind of glad it doesnt also turn your controls upside down like every other game seems to
-super pixely one that slows everything down: originally was fine with this one then died to it during a tricky jump
-zoomed in: when i get this one i just stand there and wait for it to fix itself, but it interupts the gameplay pretty bad

also im gonna guess the story uhhh asshole kid wants to make game, cat sits on computer while kid is working, asshole kid kills cat and puts its soul into computer

reminds of a fucked up evil cat mario but if cat mario was less about memorization and more about hoping you dont get a random glitch thrown in

I love how much personality you give the fishes

I love legitimate theater

GLOBOX SELFSHIPPER!! hell yeah what a beautiful happy couple